(Source: thefrogman)
Last day of school:
- Everyone else: I'm gonna miss everyone so much!
- Me: Fuck you all, I'm out bitches!
My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”
Differences between normal people and me:
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
(Source: smile-cheshire-smile)
